Day 15

17 Aug 2020

Day 15: Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookie vs Keebler Deluxe Grahams

Winner: Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookie!

Keebler Deluxe Grahams scoring:

• smell: snorting chocolate is wonderful
• first bite: another crumby cookie! my floor is gonna need a vaccuum after this. ok so strong chocolate flavors, but the graham cracker kinda falls apart right away in my mouth.
• second bite: ok so the graham cracker isnt actually a graham cracker. it feels like it should crunch but does not crunch. it smooshes when bitten into. weird.
• dipping in beverage: just gets mooshier. do not like. last bite: ultimately I want more crunch here. too squishy no crispy crunch as graham crackers should have.
• fingers: as long as you dont hold them too long, fingers stay clean. otherwise it starts to melt and contaminate your fingers.

Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookie scoring:

• smell: ooooo very buttery smell. exciting!
• first bite: oooooo nice, very nice. excellent buttery cookie, not too sweet but def a hint of sugar. fairly crumbly and now my desk is dirty. and now my floor is dirty cause I brushed it off my desk. now my cat is sniffing the crumbs.
• second bite: this is a happy cookie. yes a bit dry to be fair, but it would go so well with a coffee or a tea.
• dipping in beverage: actually holds up pretty well with milk. not that I think it improves the cookie but it shockingly did not turn into mush.
• last bite: this is a quality cookie I could eat all day AND is a special treat! welcome to Heather’s Brain Logic, you’re welcome
• fingers: pretty crumby